To LaLohan: A Long Distance Request & Dedication

Wednesday's Item du Jour pays tribute to a certain troubled celebutante (from H&B's home town), who managed to get collared for driving under the influence of alcohol and coke (which was discovered after a body search - nice job Lindz!) mere days after leaving rehab. We know what you're thinking today's item's a rehab anklet but as that has proven ineffective, we're upping the ante and breaking out the big guns. That's right, H&B is going all Nancy Reagan on your @$$! Maybe this will keep you out of trouble!

Nancy Reagan Just Say No Baby Tee, $22, New Manhattan Products