Thursday, January 03, 2008

Of all the places to be slender

Too Faced Cosmetics has hooked up with Fuze (the beverage co. shlocked by Jessica Simpson's 5-Factor trainer Harley Pasternak) for a limited edition slenderizing gloss. Now, we're all for standing out in a crowd (lip plumpers were so 2007?) but from a marketing standpoint aren't the lips the only part of the body that women don't want to slenderize? Or is this say, for Pasternak's golden client after she's gone all collagen crazy, yet again?

The "guilt-free lip gloss" - their words not ours - is actually designed to curb appetite but then in describing the varieties they say, "Slenderize Gloss comes in three mouth watering shades: Blueberry Raspberry, Strawberry Melon, and Dragon Fruit Lime." Appetite curbing yet mouth watering. Hmm... We're hoping this is not just a limited edition but a VERY limited edition.